Wednesday, February 29, 2012

So what do lesbians REALLY do in bed?

So what do lesbians REALLY do in bed?

Admit it. You’ve wondered. What do lesbians REALLY do in bed? You want to ask, but you don’t want to sound like an ass. Well, you don’t have to worry, because I’m going to tell you what we REALLY do.

When I first wrote this article, I wrote it as a satire. I wrote ridiculous things about folk music, incense and running down a hallway onto a slip and slide. I was both amused and disappointed to realize that many audience members did not understand that I was joking.

So I'll just be frank. Lesbians have sex however they want. Same as straight folks. Some straight people only have sex one way, some like to mix it up. Some straight people have sex with toys. Some use their hands. Some straight people use their mouths. Some don't have sex at all.  Some do a lot of foreplay. Some get right to the point.


Lesbians are not unicorns. They have pretty normal sex lives, just like straight people. They also have pretty normal relationships, and fight about money or whose turn it is to do the dishes.

Lesbians have sex just like straight people, however they want. 



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